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A Eulogy for Rev. Falwell
By admin | December 31, 1969
The General welcomes a new guest poster tonight. I hope you will too.
Jerry Falwell saved me.
I didn’t know I needed saving at the time. I had a top-rated television series, money coming out the wazoo, and the ability to show sizzling-hot porn on a video monitor I had mounted in my stomach. You can’t imagine how popular that made me with the guys. Yes, I said guys. You see, my name is Tinky Winky, the formerly-purple teletubby, and I am a recovering homosexual.
I hadn’t meant to become a friend of Dorthy’s (or actually Dora’s in my case). I didn’t go looking for the demon of homosexuality; I was just trying to find a party.
You see, Dipsy, Po, the Sun Baby and I were attending our first children’s programing convention. We were just kids then really, but we were cocky kids with a new, fantastically successful television show and we […]
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